I thought the internet was a little boring today, but then I realized that Dota-chin turned the safe-search on! Dota-chhhiiiin!
This is a doujinshi in which Erika appears. The link takes you directly to page 13 (the first page on which she appears). She isn’t the star of the doujinshi but for those of you interested in some nude Erikatimes, it’s right there!
It is incredibly NSFW for sexual indecency.
"Huff, huff, have you been practicing? Reading up on this somewhere, hnnh?"
"Oh yes… you know I like what those hands do to me, you’re getting very good at it…"
"It’s not like I had planned on not thinking about it at all. I will be busy a lot, but Maria will usually remain here, and I have guards who look after the palace while we’re gone." He shut his eyes. "And there are plenty of things to do around here, you just have to look. As for whether you’d be happy, I can’t answer that, now can I?"
"No, you can’t," she agreed, keeping her head down by her chest. "But then, I’m not sure what you’re asking." Her head turned in his direction, straightening her posture a little, "I don’t want to be a pet. I don’t want to be marked, you can’t take away my freedom. If that’s what you’re asking then you know I can’t stay."
"Ahhh! In that case, this boody is just for you, bootyanon!"
"What did I do to deserve such a kind, understanding bootyanon like you…"
"I guess it could deflate, but it could also get really saggy if you stretch it too much in the wrong way. I want to have a tight, healthy booty, you know?"
Every roleplayer ever (via jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle)
"So you essentially trick people into attacking you, so you can fight back claiming self defense. And then you steal all their money."
"No, I don’t trick anyone into doing anything. They do that on their own. When I said I make myself look like an easy target all I meant is that I don’t do anything to make myself look tougher — why should I? It shouldn’t matter what I look like, if they try to mug me first then it’s only fair that they should expect the same treatment back. Assuming I can win. I don’t go looking for fights but I finish the ones that find me first."